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Sunday 29 December 2013

Sir Julius Vogel Awards 2014 - voting is open!


I have a wee favour to ask you, my readers.

Every year the SFFANZ (Science Fiction and Fantasy Association of New Zealand) run the Sir Julius Vogel Awards for New Zealand writers of Science Fiction, Fantasy or Horror. 

This year, I have two works I would like to submit!

However, since is a vote-based award, I need your help. 

If you have read, and enjoyed, either JOURNEY OF SHADOWS or my LOTR Fan Fiction THE WITCH OF ANGMAR I would be delighted if you could vote for one (or both!) of these works. 

It's easy to vote - just copy and paste one of the below into an email. The only part you need to fill in is No.9 - which requires your name and email address.

IMPORTANT: If you wish to vote for both, please send separate emails, otherwise neither votes will be counted!

If you do decide to vote for me - THANK YOU! 

Sam


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If you wish to vote for JOURNEY OF SHADOWS

Just copy and paste the following into an email and send to: sjv_awards@sffanz.org.nz

Hello, I would like to nominate the following novel for the Sir Julius Vogel Award, 2014:
  1. JOURNEY OF SHADOWS
  2. Sam J. Charlton
  3. Novel
  4. 2013
  5. Amazon Kindle/Createspace
  6. Author contact: samanthajcharlton@gmail.com/Website: http://samjcharlton.com
  7. Professional award category - adult fiction
  8. GENRE - fantasy
  9. Contact details of the person making the nomination e.g. email

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If you wish to vote for THE WITCH OF ANGMAR

Just copy and paste the following into an email and send to: sjv_awards@sffanz.org.nz (just remember to send this vote as a separate email if you also voted for JOURNEY OF SHADOWS).

Hello, I would like to nominate the following novel for the Sir Julius Vogel Award, 2014:
  1. THE WITCH OF ANGMAR (The Lord of the Rings Fan Fiction)
  2. Sam J. Charlton
  3. Serialised novel
  4. 2013
  5. Published on a blog: http://epicfantasyadventures.blogspot.com/ or available on author's website: http://samjcharlton.com/LOTR_Fan_Fiction.html 
  6. Author contact: samanthajcharlton@gmail.com/Website: http://samjcharlton.com
  7. Fan award category
  8. GENRE - fantasy
  9. Contact details of the person making the nomination e.g. email

Thursday 19 December 2013

LOTR Fan Fiction: The Witch of Angmar - Part #14


The Witch of Angmar

Legacy of the Fellowship

Part Fourteen

Azil the Goblin



R
ose and Peri stared back at Salrean, in wordless horror.
Sting glowed blue; the light illuminating the dark forest in which they stood. Even more shocking, Salrean had just told them that she knew their stalker’s name.
It was Rose who recovered her wits to speak first.
“Who is it?”
“Do you remember, on the first night we met, I told you of how I discovered Morwyn of Angmar’s plan to steal the Red Book?” Salrean asked, unsheathing her sword and casting a penetrating gaze around the forest glade.
Both Rose and Peri shook their heads.
 “Remember, I told you of Azil. The goblin we captured in these woods?”
Rose stared back wide-eyed at Salrean, suddenly remembering the tale.
“The goblin that deserted the Goblin King?”
Salrean nodded.
“That’s right,” Rose continued. “You beat him till he told you all he knew.”
Salrean shook her head, her mouth compressing. “You make me sound cruel and unreasonable. Yet, if there had been another way to make Azil talk, we would have taken it. Even with some ‘persuasion’, Azil spoke mostly inane babble. However, before he escaped we did manage to extract some details, including the news that Morwyn’s ambitions were greater than we feared. It was from Azil that we learnt of her hatred and fear of hobbits; of her plans to destroy the Shire before taking the north of Middle Earth for her own.”
“And you think it’s Azil who is following us?” Peri asked, drawing the short sword he had been gifted in Farnost.
“I can’t be completely sure, till I see him,” Salrean replied, “but I’d say it is. I’d thought Azil would have left this desolate place after escaping us – but thinking about it, after the deep, dark of Moria, the Black Woods probably make a somewhat pleasant home. I suspect he’s still here.”
“So what should we do?” Rose asked.
“Watch your backs,” Salrean replied, her expression hardening. “Azil is a vicious and cunning creature. He will not stay in the shadows long.”

***

A still, damp night settled over the Black Woods. Not a breath of wind feathered the faces of the two sleeping hobbits, curled up by the smouldering fire; or stirred the hair of the woman, who had fallen asleep while taking her watch.
Salrean sat, slumped, swaying slightly as sleep dragged her down into its embrace. Occasionally, she would jerk awake, and rub her eyes in an effort to stay alert. A short while later, fatigue would best her once more.
They sat at the edge of a small glade, surrounded by moss-covered, rotting logs. The travellers’ packs lay, half over-shadowed by the boughs of the nearby trees, at the far end of the campsite.
Nearby, in the deep shadows, something moved.
The woman by the fire did not appear to notice the small, wiry figure that slipped from tree to tree, gradually drawing close to the camp. Salrean seemed to pay little heed to her surroundings, as she waged war with sleep. Meanwhile, the shadow moved carefully, cautiously – ever closer to the glow of firelight in the dark woods.
A pair of large, pale eyes shifted from the immobile forms of the sleeping hobbits, to the slumped figure of the dozing female. Then, the eyes, bright with greed, fastened on the packs that had been dumped on the edge of the campsite.
Had the travellers not given a thought to who might carry them off during the night?
The prowler grinned in the darkness, revealing a mouth of small, sharp teeth. Despite that he recognised the woman, and feared her; and the fact that he had never before set eyes on a hobbit and was nervous of them, the creature longed for the contents of those three packs. There would be food – lots of it most probably – weapons and clothing. Winter was long and cruel this far north, and even though it was only early autumn, the nights were starting to get uncomfortable. These packs would contain blankets and tools which would make an exile’s life much easier here in the Black Woods.
With any luck, and with the light touch that had ensured his survival out here in the wild till now, the shadow would be able to lift those three packs without being noticed, and slip away into the darkness without being seen.
The grin widened and the creature’s breath hissed gently between bared teeth. He reached the edge of the shadows under the boughs of the ancient trees, and tentatively reached out a thin, sinewy, knobbly-jointed arm. The skin was an unhealthy yellow in the flickering firelight.
The spidery hand stretched towards the first pack; reaching out of the night with silent intent.
Suddenly, the darkness exploded in a flurry of movement that sent the thief reeling backwards with a squeal of fright. Too late. The shadow tried to scurry away, but not before two small, but compact and strong, hobbit bodies landed on top of its wriggling form – pinning him flat to the damp earth.
Then, a woman’s voice, quiet but laced with triumph, spoke above him.
“Hello, Azil.”

***

The flames flickered, illuminating the faces of the four figures around the small campfire. Two hobbits, one woman; and the gaunt, frightened face of one, small goblin.
They had bound their captive, from hand to foot, with rope. This time, Salrean was determined that he would not slip free during the night.
Seeing the gazes of the three individuals fixed upon him, the goblin snarled.
“Never seen a goblin before halflings?” he hissed. His eyes had narrowed into slits as he stared back at Peri without blinking.
“Unfortunately, I’ve seen enough of your kind in the past weeks to last me a life time,” Peri snarled back. “They’re usually rushing at me with the intent of sticking a blade in my belly.”
In response, the goblin’s snarl grew wider; as if confirming Peri’s claim.
“Enough Azil,” Salrean spoke up. “Spitting like a cat won’t help you. Frankly, I’m surprised you let us catch you so easily. It was an old trick, and you fell for it.”
“Months in this nasty wood,” Azil hissed once more. “Cold, hungry and lonely – you too would take such a chance if it presented itself.”
Salrean shook her head. “I would stay clear of someone I knew to be dangerous. Now, I have you again, I have no intention of letting you free.”
Azil’s defiance suddenly melted. He stared back at Salrean with huge eyes; appearing so vulnerable and frightened that Rose felt a stab of compassion. Anyone could see he had suffered. He was like a beaten dog, turned vicious after years of abuse. Rose knew he was a goblin, and therefore never to be trusted, but she pitied him all the same. Beside her, Peri continued to regard their captive only with distaste.
“Where will you take me?” Azil asked, his voice quavering. “Back to Farnost?”
Salrean shook her head. “We are not travelling in that direction.”
Azil frowned, not understanding.
“North,” Salrean continued. “We go to Carn Dûm, and you are coming with us.”
The goblin’s face crumpled, and for a moment Rose feared that he would start weeping.
“No,” he whimpered. “It’s madness. Don’t take me there – anywhere but there. If you want to go to that sorceress, and kneel before her, that’s your business. I want nothing to do with the Witch of Angmar. Leave me behind, I beg you.”
Salrean shook her head, her face hard. “Once we leave the Black Woods behind, our journey becomes more dangerous. The landscape is rugged but exposed. You know it much better than me. You will lead us to Carn Dûm.”
“You are mad!” Azil wailed, looking around at them hopelessly. His huge eyes shone with unshed tears. “What do you want there?”
“Morwyn has an item of great value, stolen from the hobbits,” Salrean replied as she put another log on the fire. The flames guttered slightly before igniting the wood. “We want it back. I plan to slay Morwyn of Angmar before we leave Carn Dûm.”
Azil stared back at her in horror. “You truly are mad,” he whispered. “One woman and two halflings travelling through a land covered with armies of hill-men and goblins. Unless you can sprout wings and fly, you won’t live long enough to reach Morwyn.”
“We know of a secret way into Carn Dûm,” Salrean replied coldly, “although that doesn’t concern you. What does, is the terrain between the northern edge of these woods and the mountains. Unless you want to come to a painful end, here in these depressing woods, I suggest you do as you’re told.”
“Never!” Azil shrieked, shaking his head vigorously. “Do what you want, I’m never going back there. Never!”
“Azil,” Salrean’s voice was a low growl. “I’m not fond of torture, but you remember what we had to do to you last time? If you don’t cooperate, I promise you it will be much worse.”
“I care not!” Azil shouted at her. Tears now coursed down his thin cheeks. “Kill me if you have to but I will not return to that witch. My master is at her side. My fate in his hands will be far worse than anything you could do to me.”
“Very well,” Salrean’s face was grim and fierce. Rose had never seen the ranger look so forbidding. At that moment, even she feared her. She watched as Salrean removed a small knife from the sheath that hung on her belt. “You leave me no choice.”
The ranger got to her feet in one fluid movement and stepped around the fire towards Azil.
The goblin shrieked and cringed away from her.
“Stop!” Rose jumped to her feet and blocked Salrean from advancing further. “Don’t hurt him!”
“Rose!” Peri tried to pull her back, but she shrugged him off and stood firm.
“If you hurt him, you make us just like all those ready to march south and destroy any who get in their way. He has done nothing to us. Leave him be!”
“Your soft heart does you credit, Rose,” Salrean replied, shaking her head, “but here, in the wild north it will get you killed. This creature would have robbed you and then slit your throat in your sleep without compunction. Do not be fooled by his tears and whining. ‘Tis all a ruse.”
“Yet, he’s our prisoner,” Rose persisted, not giving an inch. “And he has done us no harm. If you hurt him, I won’t go a step further with you.”
“Rose,” Salrean’s voice dropped low in warning. “Be careful.”
“I mean it,” Rose shook her head. “There are other ways to gain obedience besides torture and terrorisation.”
At that point, Rose swivelled round and met Azil’s gaze. The goblin sat, staring at her, wide-eyed, as if he was looking at her for the first time. Like the others, he appeared stupefied by her protests.
“Azil,” Rose began, holding his gaze. “If I give you my word that we will set you free once you have led us to Carn Dûm, will you help us?”
Azil returned her gaze, and inclined his head slightly as he gave her offer some thought.
“You can’t make deals with goblins,” Salrean cut in, her voice flinty with anger. “They have no honour.”
“She-hobbit,” Azil gave a tremulous smile, ignoring the ranger. “It seems I have little choice. I accept your offer. If you let me free once I lead you across the hills to the witch’s fortress, I will help you.”
Rose swivelled round and met Salrean’s gaze, her own triumphant.
“See – there are other ways to obtain what you want besides intimidation.”
Salrean shook her head, her face still dark with anger. She re-sheathed her knife in one vicious movement and stepped back to her side of the fire.
“You make a pact with a goblin, Rose Fairbairn,” she warned, “and you pay with your own blood – and ours.”



End of Part #14

Be back for Part #15 on 10 January!


Monday 16 December 2013

The Desolation of Smaug - REVIEW




I rarely do book or film reviews on this blog (although I do a lot of book reviews on Goodreads), but after watching the second installment of The Hobbit, I felt inspired to share my thoughts. 

I write LOTR fan fiction after all, so this review is 'in theme'!

Of course, it's difficult to write a detailed review without giving away too much of the plot, or spoiling it for those who haven't yet seen the film - but here goes.

The Desolation of Smaug was a vast improvement on An Unexpected Journey.

Here are a couple of things that made this a much better film than the first installment of the Hobbit:

  1. The tone was generally darker and more forbidding
  2. The additions to the original story (generally) added to the film this time around
  3. The characterisation was much better; characters such as Bard the Bowman, Kili and Thorin were developed well
  4. The depiction of the Elves of Mirkwood: Thranduil, the Elven King was fantastically chilling, and Legolas was different to the character we see in The Lord of the Rings. Also, I was dreading the addition of the female elf, Tauriel - but she actually ended up being a great addition to the story. Plus, the twist to her character development - which I will not reveal here as I don't want to spoil things for those who haven't seen the film - was a pleasant surprise
  5. Apart from the comical scene where the dwarves escape in barrels from the elves - which Jackson just gets away with - there was an absence of the slap-stick, over the top element that really grated on me in the first film. As I noted above, this film is much darker, and as a result I found myself much more invested in the fight and action scenes. Many of these frankly bored me in the first installment.
  6. Smaug. The dragon is just fabulous. I'd watch this film again just for him!
  7. Lake Town: This setting was brought to life with real attention to detail; it made you believe this town actually existed.
The only negative points I would raise is that some of my favourite scenes in the book - such as the capture by the spiders in Mirkwood, and the escape from the elves, seemed rushed. I also think that some of the New Zealand landscape (I'm a New Zealander so this is hard to admit!) wasn't quite right for this film. The landscape and forest of New Zealand are relatively young, and some of it didn't seem ancient enough in the film, particularly the forest scenes. New Zealand has dark, primeval forests, whereas Tolkien would have been inspired by the old forests of northern Europe. 

Minor points though, which hardly detract from the film.

So, do I recommend watching this film? Absolutely! It's a 'must-see' for an Tolkien fan but also an entertaining film for anyone who loves fantasy adventure. I'm already planning on going to see it again!


Friday 6 December 2013

LOTR Fan Fiction: The Witch of Angmar - Part # 13


The Witch of Angmar

Legacy of the Fellowship

Part Thirteen

The Shadow of the Black Woods


T
here are some parts of the world that are forsaken. To Rose Fairbairn, the northern reaches of Arnor was one such place.
The North Downs rolled on endlessly, and it took Rose, Peri and Salrean three long days to cross them. They were exposed out on the downs, with nothing but windswept grass and the odd stunted shrub to shield them from the elements. Out here, it was possible to see for miles in every direction – something that Rose was grateful for. At least here, they could see if any goblins approached.
For three days they saw no one. The North Downs, a desolate spot indeed, appeared devoid of any life at all. They would travel all day and make camp early, before lighting a small fire in one of the shallow valleys between the hills. Then, they would take turns at keeping watch through the long, chill night; hunched against the cutting wind, until the first fingers of light crept in from the east. Tired and stiff, the three travellers would then climb to their feet, douse the dying embers of last night’s fire and continue on their way.
The North Downs eventually ended; not in an abrupt fashion but more in a gradual ‘dying out’. The land gradually flattened and they entered a vast plain that stretched to a hazy vanishing point in every direction. Here, it was hard to believe that it was still early autumn further south, for the sun held no warmth and the wind bit into the exposed skin of their faces.
“What a miserable place,” Peri muttered as he trudged alongside Rose. “Why would anyone choose to live this far north?”
“Not many do, Peri,” Salrean replied, casting a grim smile over her shoulder at her companion. “Hence the fact that we have not seen a soul since leaving Farnost. However, do not let the quiet fool you. Many, who are not welcomed in the more populated areas of our world, have found refuge here in the cold north. We must be ever watchful as we travel north, as in places like these even the wind has ears.”
Rose supressed a shudder at Salrean’s words before casting a nervous glance around her. The sky was a washed-out grey, from one horizon to another. In fact, they had not seen blue sky since leaving Farnost – and even there the world had been bleak.
The ranger’s words stayed with Rose for the rest of the day, and she found herself jumping at shadows and glancing continually over her shoulder. There was indeed a ‘watchful’ presence here; a stillness that reminded Rose of an indrawn breath, waiting to exhale.
She did not like it.

***

On the fourth morning since leaving Farnost, shortly after dawn, the travellers caught sight of a dark mass in the distance.
“The Black Woods,” Salrean announced, her expression hard. “It marks the border between Arnor and Angmar. We are about to enter Morwyn’s domain.”
“So soon?” Peri asked in a cowed voice. “I thought we’d have at least another few days’ travel before us before entering Angmar.”
Salrean shook her head before giving Peri an unexpected smile. “Farnost has always dwelt in the shadow of Angmar. Why do you think my city is such a cheerless place?”
The hobbits had no response for that, and so the three companions drew closer to the Black Woods in silence.
Even from afar, the woods appeared intimidating to Rose. True to their name, the trees appeared almost black at a distance, although as they came nearer, Rose saw that they were hardy pines and spruce with a dark, dense foliage. The woods formed a dense carpet north, west and east – and they began suddenly. One moment the companions were walking through exposed grassland, and the next, they had stepped under the dark, sheltering boughs.
The moment they stepped into the woods, Rose felt as if she had entered another world. The air was heavy with the scent of pine resin, moss and damp. The chill wind could not reach here, and it was dark and shadowy now that the trees screened the grey sky. However, like the grasslands, the Black Woods were eerily silent – and the sensation of being watched grew ever stronger as they ventured further inside.
“How long will we have to spend in this place?” Peri asked eventually. “We have another two days travel before reaching the other side,” Salrean replied. “Truthfully, I don’t like this place any more than you. Yet, to go around the Black Woods would take too long.”
“Why is it so quiet in here?” Rose asked, stepping over a moss-covered log, her feet squelching on the thick leaf-mulch underfoot. “In the Shire, you can hear things in woods.”
“The Black Woods isn’t welcoming to strangers.” Salrean replied. “There are no paths through it; and many have lost their way and never been seen again. Most probably they ran out of food and water and died here.”
The two hobbits exchanged alarmed glances.
Salrean saw their faces and gave a wry smile.
“Don’t trouble yourselves. We must be careful, it’s true, but I have travelled these woods many times and know what to look out for. I also know my way through it.”
“That’s good to hear,” Peri replied, letting out the breath he had been holding. Rose too, felt herself relax slightly at Salrean’s reassurance. The ranger was a strong, calming influence on the hobbits. They had already been through much together, and Rose now trusted Salrean at her word. She did not blame her for the dangerous quest, they were know embarking upon. Salrean was as trapped by her father’s iron will, as the hobbits were.
“Will we need to look out for goblins here?” Rose asked Salrean as they continued on their way.
“On the fringes of the woods, yes,” Salrean replied. “However, few venture into the heart of the Black Woods for fear of never making it out again.”

***

Flames licked up at the damp night air and flared as unwary moths fluttered too close. Rose watched the fire, mesmerised by the golden warmth on such a cold, lonely night. She was taking the second watch; the others lay huddled under blankets as close to the fire as they dared. Apart from the whisper of their breathing, the Black Woods remained eerily silent. Rose would have even welcomed the lonely call of an owl or the rustling of rodents in the undergrowth; yet nothing but a deep silence echoed around her.
Fatigue pulled down at Rose, and she blinked rapidly in an attempt to keep herself awake. She still had a while to go before Salrean would take her turn.
She rubbed her stinging eyes and turned her attention from the fire for a moment, reaching over to their dwindling stack of firewood for a few more sticks to feed the flames.
It was then that she caught a glimpse of something in the darkness.
Two large green eyes with massively dilated pupils were staring at her.
Rose froze – and for a moment they held each other’s gaze.
Then, the eyes blinked, disappearing into the night. Rose continued to stare at the spot where the eyes had been, straining her own in an effort to make out her surroundings. Just a few feet from the edge of their campfire, darkness swallowed the world. She remained there, holding her breath as she listened for any sound. Yet nothing but a deep silence greeted her.
Eventually, Rose slowly let out her breath. Her senses were still on alert when she glanced back at the fire and cautiously feed a few sticks to the flames. Her gaze shifted to where Salrean slept, hidden under her blanket. She considered waking the ranger but decided against it. The eyes had been unnerving. Yet, they could have belonged to a woodland creature.
Whoever it was, had disappeared for the moment. Rose decided she would tell Salrean about it in the morning. For now, she would let the ranger sleep.

“You should have woken me.”
Dawn was breaking over the Black Woods as Salrean packed away her blanket with deft precision. “There are few creatures living in these woods – and those that do reside here must be handled with care.”
“It stared at me and then disappeared,” Rose replied, frowning. “Since it didn’t appear threatening, I didn’t want to wake you.”
Salrean shook her head and fixed Rose in a cool gaze.
“You had no idea of its intent. This far north, the Witch’s servants are everywhere. They are her eyes and ears – and if last night’s visitor was one, she will soon know of us.”
Rose went cold at this news. She glanced over at Peri who was looking decidedly grim. He had paused, half-way through eating an apple, and glanced nervously around at their surroundings.
“Do you really think it was one of her servants?” Rose asked, her voice small.
Salrean shrugged. “Who knows? All I’m saying is that in cases like that should always wake me. A mistake like that could cost us our lives out here in the wild.”

And so, it was under this sombre warning that the three companions continued their journey north, into the heart of the Black Woods. A grey light filtered down from the cracks in the canopy above, illuminating the lichen-encrusted trunks of the trees and the mossy forest floor.
The damp seeped into Rose’s bones and made her limbs ache. She clutched her heavy cloak to her as she followed at Salrean’s heels. Her conversation with the ranger at dawn had unnerved her. She was irritated with herself for not waking Salrean. After all they had been through she should have known better. Salrean was right – they had to be especially careful now they were in Morwyn’s domain. The witch would have servants patrolling the borders of Angmar.
Mid-morning it began to drizzle. Sooner after, a heavy grey blanket settled over the Black Woods, making the place even gloomier than before. Wet, miserable and cold, the companions trudged on, while around them the woods were silent and watchful. The only sound was the crunch of twigs underfoot and the patter of the rain on wet leaves.
At midday, they stopped for a short while. The rain had increased to a steady patter, and the travellers attempted to find some shelter under an old, gnarled pine. Seated on a log, Salrean unwrapped some cured sausage. They ate it with the last of their stale bread.
“How much food do we have left?” Peri asked as he polished off the last of his lunch. “How will we cope now the bread is gone?”
“Enough,” Salrean replied. “The bread was never going to last long, but I have a batch of wafer bread wrapped in oiled cloth – ‘tis a recipe from the elves, a version of their ‘Lembas’ bread. It should keep us going for a while yet.”

The companions finished their meagre lunch in silence before continuing on their way through the rain. They had not gone far when Salrean slowed her pace, allowing Rose to draw level with her.
“Rose,” she said quietly. “We have a shadow.”
Icy fear prickled down Rose’s spine. “Since when?”
“This morning.”
“Last night’s visitor?” Rose’s voice rose slightly.
“I think so, he’s been right behind us for a while now.”
“What?”
“Keep your voice down,” Salrean hissed. “Show me Sting?”
Confused, Rose threw Salrean a questioning look before pushing aside her cloak and carefully drawing Sting out of its scabbard.
The blade glowed blue.
Rose’s mouth went dry and her heart started to race. “A goblin.”
Salrean nodded. Her face was as serious as Rose had seen it. “Yes, and I think I know exactly who our foot-pad is.”



End of Part #13


Be back for Part #14 on 20 December!

Monday 2 December 2013

Feeling unnoticed at work? Get creative with self-publishing!

Let’s face it – you’re bored and largely unappreciated at work. You job’s okay, but those eight hours you spend at the office every day just don’t give you a creative outlet. Sometimes you feel as if your job ‘owns’ you. Over the years, you’ve tried to make sure you have a life outside work, but it’s never enough. Between work, family and friends – it seems as if you have nothing that’s truly ‘yours’.

Even with a satisfying career, many of us need something creative beyond it. Being creative involves giving something of yourself; an activity that is not always encouraged in the stuffy office environment, but one that can give you an enormous amount of personal satisfaction.
Better yet, how about choosing a creative pursuit that actually pays?

Welcome to the world of self-publishing!

The fact that you can write and publish yourself on platforms like Amazon KDP, Smashwords and CreateSpace (among others), isn’t a new concept. We’ve all heard of those authors who self-published a novel, went viral and ended up getting a lucrative publishing deal. Let’s face it, that doesn’t happen to everyone – but if you enjoy writing, are interested in learning about the publishing process, self-publishing can be an absorbing and rewarding – not to mention addictive – hobby.

A writer writes!

To get started you need to write something worth publishing.

Write? I don’t have time to get my hair cut or go to the gym! How on earth am I supposed to find time to put ‘pen to paper’?

Unlike a lot of creative activities, writing is something you can easily fit into your day – even if you work long hours. Bring a spiral-bound notebook and pen everywhere with you. Scribble your story at lunch time, morning or afternoon tea, or during your commute on the train. Rather than glancing out the window of the train impatiently, you could be engrossed in writing your latest novel.

Act like a professional

Even if you see writing and self-publishing as a hobby, approach it like a job – a job that brings you joy not sorrow – the job of professionally published author. Instead of randomly publishing a collection of anything that comes to mind, plan your masterpiece. Contrary to what many believe, organisation does NOT stifle creativity – it increases productivity and provides a framework for creativity to ‘hang on’.

You don’t need to write books in order to self-publish

Short-stories, novellas, non-fiction booklets or articles are an excellent way for a novice self-publisher to get started. Less daunting then a full length novel (which range between 60,000-100,000 words), shorter works are also an excellent way to get experience. As a rough guide, a short story is usually up to around 8,000 words, whereas as a novella can range between 10,000- 40,000 words.

Make it shine

Don’t be one of those self-published authors who put up half-finished, unedited work that’s riddled with errors. Remember, you’re expecting people to pay for your work! Plan your story before you write it and get someone whose opinion you trust to critique it once you’ve finished it. After that, make sure you edit and proofread your work meticulously. A professional editor can be expensive, but you can find someone cheaply on online job search websites like Elance. Alternatively, bribe a talented friend!

The trick is to make both your cover, and the content itself, look as if it is professionally published. Take a look on Amazon and see how the professionally published works present themselves – it isn’t that hard to copy! With this in mind, try to avoid amateurish cover art. Sites like DeviantArt allow you to commission an artist without paying a fortune, or you can purchase images from online photo agencies and create a simple, effective cover using Microsoft Publisher.

“Hello, world!”

Most of the self-publishing platforms are relatively user-friendly, and have user guides on how to format your work for publication. They also allow you to create an author page. Your royalties depend on the platform you use, and the price you choose – and once you start to get a few works up there, you’d be surprised how quickly your ‘balance’ adds up.


So get writing, and publishing. The beauty of self-publishing is that, in addition to being great fun, you are also learning skills that you could employ in your current or future job. Who knows, you could even be one of the lucky few who ‘make it’. And even if you don’t, you’ll be able to spend many enjoyable hours engrossed a hobby that actually pays!